About Me

I am originally from Australia (NSW, baby!)

I live in New York City, now.

I hate people,

but I’d love to be a paramedic

…or maybe a doctor.

I’m secretly a geek,

just not so secretly.

I read the directions,

but hardly ever follow them.

I can’t stand the feel of newspaper.

I wear glasses but you’ll never see me with them on.

I can fly [h e l i c o p t e r s].

I can’t use a CALCULATOR, I rely on my brain instead.

I am sitting in London right now.

My ribs are held together with metal

…and set airport metal detectors off.

I can roll my tongue,

and put my feet behind my head.

I am happy with who I am,

and am who I want to be.

I visit Starbucks, daily.

I use a mac,

and can’t live without my iPod,

or my little pink book.

I know [B r i t i s h ] and [A m e r i c a n] sign language.

I tell people I am shy but they never believe me.

I am… me.